paradiddlesjosh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[I Want My Trix]

Well... I liked it, at least.

The animation was iffy, but I liked the idea. Especially of Ahnuld shooting the Rabbit after saying the catch-phrase. Good show.

[Metal Gear Solid: STS's]

That....

That was the female imitation of Snake I've ever heard. And it wasn't really that bad anyway. The constant censoring was pretty fu-*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*-
ing funny, too, if not just a half-second off.
Get part 2 out asap. I look forward to seeing more from you.

[YAAFM 10: 50 Cent]

Great Flash.

You could say I'm a bit like Altsang and not be too much of an "opinionated little shit", but I'm not. I whole-heartedly agree with your Flash movie's message. Now, I can see why the "fans" of "Fiddy" can be a little bit pissed, but you're unfortunately the minority on this arguement. If you're gonna get pissed about a cartoon knifing at 50-Cent, then you are the fucking moron. It's a FUCKING JOKE, For GOD's SAKE!
As for my so-called "opinion" on Fifty-Cent, his "style of music" is just like any other rapper/hip-hop icon - Take up 4 minutes and 30 seconds of someone's time by either dissing some other rapper, or talking about how you beat the fuck out of somebody. NOBODY CARES!

[Nutsy & Klutsy: Ep. 1]

Great work, despite the knock-off-ness.

I personally liked the 'toon. I don't care what anybody says. Besides, what the FUCK is wrong with knocking off Ren and Stimpy, or stealing Sponge-Boob Square-Shorts jokes? It's a FUCKING CARTOON! IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE FUN OF SHIT!

[The Real Mortal Kombat 1]

I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!

Actually, I challenge you to make episode 2! If you can't, it's MK time, penis-wrinkle!

[Safe Sex?]

Pretty damn funny...

If I wanted to see Spielberg, I would've seen a pay-per-view of his next movie. But today, I wanted to see a low-graphical quality funny safe-sex cartoon. Sir, you have made my day.

The facts:
-The movie was pretty short.
-The humor was obvious but good.
-Your Flash style is pretty great, although this is coming from a reviewer who has yet to submit a cartoon to NG.

IN conclusion, great job!

[Mario's 5th Element (1up)]

Sweet Flash, man.

One problem though; not with the flash. I need to know where all the Mario sprties are. I know it's the Shy Guy Kingdom, but I need the URL.

[Final Fantasy Fugitive]

Great work... I guess....

It's not bad work... It could use some tweaking here or there. Oh, and by the way - the previous guy needs a language lesson. 1 - It's ORIGINALITY not ORIGINALIT and 2 - the term is CESSPOOL, not CESSPIT, plus 3 - If you're afraid to say vulgar words, don't censor 'em, just use a different word. Use the English language right if you're gonna review a movie, people!

Although he's right about the cliches and done-before comedy attempts, it's still a good Flash. I hope to see more from you.

[A Southpark Moment]

I like it.

Dude, I'm a year older than you and STILL cannot make a flash. I don't care what those other guys say, you've got some real talent there. Just remember - Good Flash makers are appreciated more than normal Flash artists. So strive to improve (no matter what, even if school gets in the way).